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MEDICAL SELFIE. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC - HOW MANY SELFIES I GOT LEFT? (via Ezra’s Instagram)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

(Source: lazar3tto, via samandthediamonds)


Jay’s wedding, 20/7

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via bamxox)

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

(via kneecoal-x3)

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

(via larrystylinsonpiercestheveil)

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via larrystylinsonpiercestheveil)

croptopamerican:

harry they dumped it 241 years ago

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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