‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers
#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”
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In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
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hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
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@niallhoran: Hell yeah ! I’m BBQ’n tonight! Chef nialler is in the house mothetruckerrs
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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prayer circle for decent default hairstyles in sims 4
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